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Pizza Pies
*all pizzas will be house blend of cheese: mozzarellas, provolone, parmesan and romano cheese. Fresh made dough daily with wheat from Smalls Farms.
Sorry NO Substitusions.
PIZZA OPTIONS
Gluten-Free Crust +4
Make Your Pizza Pan Style +3
Pizza Skillet [ditch the crust]
PIZZA MARGHERITA - $16
BelGioioso burrata cheese, San Marzano tomato sauce, roasted tomatoes, sweet basil
LA PIZZA BLANCA - $16.50
Garlic Cream, citrus chicken, garlic confit, caramelized onions, cotija cheese
ALOHA, AMIGOS - $15
Tamarind BBQ, chorizo, pineapple, scallions, black olive, jalapeño verde
OLD WORLD - $16.50
San Marzano tomato sauce, Italian sausage, pepperoni, crimini mushroom, roasted tomato
LOS VERDES - $15
Basil pesto, pepperoncini, artichoke, brussels, arugula, jalapeño verde.
DEN OF THIEVES - $15
San Marzano tomato sauce, pepperoni, salami, pepperoncini
CRAZY GOAT - $16.50
Basil pesto, chorizo, goat cheese, pumpkin seeds, Mike’s Hot Honey drizzle
MOUNTAIN JAM BAND - $15
Smokey garlic sauce, bacon, bleu cheese, shaved brussels and onion jam
SALT OF THE EARTH - $17.50
Parmesan cream, prosciutto, caramelized onion, garlic confit, crimini mushrooms, scallions, truffle oil
PACIFIC RIM - $16
Tamarind BBQ, citrus chicken, shredded carrot,
pineapple, cilantro, cashew, Thai peanut sauce drizzle
TRUFFLE SHUFFLE - $15.50
San Marzano tomato sauce, crimini mushroom, caramelized onion, white truffle oil, arugula, sunny-side egg
MEAT & GREET - $17.50
Pepperoni, salami, prosciutto, Italian sausage, bacon, San Marzano tomato sauce
TACO TACO - $16
Re-fried beans, chorizo, black olive, iceburg lettuce, fresh salsa, creamy red chile sauce, cheddar cheese *Substitute Beyond Meat + 3
ADD-ONS MEATS: pepperoni 1.5, salami 2.5, chicken 2.5, chorizo 2.5, prosciutto 2, sausage 2.5, applewood bacon 2
VEGGIES: .75 ea., sweet basil, black olive, caramelized onion, crimini mushroom, pepperoncini, pineapple, jalapeno, roasted tomato
CHEESE: house blend 3, cotija 2, goat cheese 2. bleu cheese 2
Salads and Greens
THE HOUSE - $10
Mixed green lettuce, cucumber, carrot,
radish, marinated tomatoes, sweet basil
vinaigrette. Add chicken + 2.5, shrimp + 4
TUSCAN HOP CHOP - $12
Chopped butter lettuce, cucumber, heirloom cherry tomato, artichoke heart, black olive, pepperoncini, cheese blend, basil vinaigrette. Side of Parmesan Romano flatbread
WEST COAST BLT SALAD - $15
Butter lettuce, smoked pork belly, marinated tomato, toasted hazelnuts, creamy blue cheese dressing
WE GOT THE BEET! - $13
Pickled beets, arugula, goat cheese, sweet basil vinaigrette, pumpkin seeds, mandarin marmalade
CHEEZAR SALAD - $11
Parmesan romano vinaigrette, romaine, crushed garlic croutons, roasted marinated tomatoes. Add chicken + 2.5
STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI SALAD - $12
Spring greens, cucumbers, cashews, fresh strawberries, cotija cheese. Tossed with a vanilla lime vinaigrette and agave drizzle
ITALIAN SUNRISE SALAD - $12
Heirloom tomatoes, burrata mozzarella, sweet basil pesto, olive oil, dressed arugula and balsamic syrup
WALLA WALLA FRENCH ONION SOUP - $6
Brick oven caramelized onions, pretzel bread crouton, Walla Walla Cheese Co. caraway cheese
SHARING & GRAZING
FON DIP - $14
Creamy artichoke and Parmesan dip, Raclette cheese, with carrot, cucumber, pretzel twists, brick oven flatbread
TAJIN SPICED HOME FRIES - $9
Fried russet potato wedges, Thief spice, house-made chamoy, and cool red chile dip
CAULIFLOWER CRUNCH - $11
Buttermilk fried cauliflower, house-made chile crunch, black garlic emulsion, fresh cilantro
NACHOS BANDIDOS - $16
PNW potato chip nachos, IPA cheese sauce, yellow cheddar, black olives,jalapeños, fresh salsa, avocado
crema, choice of chamoy glazed beef chuck, chicken or chorizo
COWBOY CHEESY BREAD - $12
Soft baked bread with our house blend of cheeses, applewood bacon, scallions, San Marzano tomato sauce and our garlic dipping sauces
GLAZED SWEET HOT WINGS - $17
Crispy wings glazed with house-made chamoy, Tajin cucumber, carrot, creamy blue cheese dressing
OUTLAW HOME FRIES - $11
Fried russet potato wedges, Thief spice, Los Verde sauce,Thief beer cheese, scallions
BRUSSEL WILSONS - $11
Caramelized brussel sprouts, toasted hazelnut, cotija, smoked paprika garlic sauce
PIG POPS - $13
Bacon wrapped jalapeño popper with cream cheese and braised pork belly, mandarin marmalade
HAND-HELDS
Sides - home fries, soup, salad. Gluten-Free Bun +1.5 - Substitute Beyond Meat +3
WALLA WALLA BURGER - $15
WW Cheese Co. caraway Havarti, butter leaf lettuce,
IPA honey aioli, house dill pickle chips, brioche bun 15 Add - bacon + 2, pork belly + 2, egg + 1
CHUCK WAGON TACOS (2) - $15
Braised rib chuck, house-made chamoy, iceberg lettuce, avocado, jalapeño verde, cotija, fresh salsa, local corn tortillas
DOC HOLLIDAY DIP SANDWICH - $16.5
Shaved beef, pickled onion, creamy Chichuahua cheese, smokey garlic sauce, cilantro with a pork belly au jus. Served on a warm pretzel bun
KING OF CLUBS SANDO - $16.5
Toasted pullman triple decker sando, honey ham, seared pork belly, charred cream cheese pork belly spread, marinated tomatoes, butter lettuce, IPA honey aioli
OUTLAW BURGER- $16
Seasoned patty, outlaw cheese sauce, jalapeño verde, shredded lettuce, green onion mayo, potato bun
FRIZZLE CHICKEN SAMMY’ - $15
Fried chicken thigh, honey-cured bacon, Danish raclette cheese, scallion mayo, shredded lettuce, spiced tomato chutney, brioche bun
IVAN DRAGO SANDO - $16
Peppered pastrami, caramelized onions, melty Swiss,
Russian slaw, on a grilled potato bun
BELLY BUSTER BURGER - $17
Seasoned patty, applewood smoked bacon, charred cream cheese pork belly spread, Tillamook white cheddar, pickled jalapeno, butter lettuce, IPA honey aioli, brioche bun
THIEF PLATES
Choose a side for your Salmon and Ribeye Thief Plates. Home fries, cauliflower crunch, brussel wilsons, soup or salad
MARMALADE SALMON - $24
Brick oven-roasted, house-made chamoy glaze, Mandarin marmalade
WRANGLER RIBEYE - $34
Seared choice ribeye, salted butter, sweet onion jam, flake sea salt
RANCHER’S MAC & CHEESE- $18
Macaroni, creamy cheese sauce, house-made chamoy, braised rib chuck, raclette cheese topping, scallions
COASTAL MAC & CHEESE - $21
Macaroni, Pacific red crab, creamy cheese sauce,
Tillamook white cheddar, Ritz cracker topping
Kiddos Menu
Under 12 years, served with a slice of watermelon
FOR THE KIDS, MAC! - $8
Macaroni, yellow cheddar, cheese sauce, Ritz cracker topping
KID CLASSIC - $7
Cheese pizza, tomato sauce. Add pepperoni + 1.5
BIG KID BURGER - $9
America cheese, buttered bun, Heinz ketchup
NOT THE MOMMA TOSTADA - $7
Local corn tostada shell, re-fried
beans, iceberg lettuce, diced chicken, cheddar and cotija cheese
KIDDO SALAD - $8
Cucumber, carrot, croutons, mixed greens and pizza cheese tossed with ranch dressing
GRILLED CHEESE SAMMICH - $8
American and Tillamook white cheddar cheese, sliced brioche
Sweet Stuff
STAYING A FLOAT - $6
Three scoops of Tillamook vanilla bean ice
cream, then you become the artist. Use our
fountain machine to make it over the top.
100’s of combinations availabe
MAMA GANACHE BROWNIE - $8
Deep dish triple chocolate brownie, semi-sweet chocolate ganache filling, salted caramel ice cream, flake sea salt
SCOOP, THERE IT IS! - $6
Two big ol’ scoops of ice cream, ask about our selection, with Diner Whip and vanilla wafers of course
COOKIE MONSTER SKILLET - $8
Chocolate candy cookie, Tillamook vanilla
bean ice cream, brown sugar simple syrup,
mini M&M’s
BANANAS FOR MA PUDDIN’ CAKES - $7
Banana yellow cake, vanilla custard, burnt sugar top, diner whip, PNW strawberry, classic vanilla wafers
LET’S GET READY TO CRUMBLE!
Ask your server about our monthly crumble feature. Seasonal flavors
LUNCH DEALS
MONDAY - FRIDAY
11 - 3
COMBO 1 - $8
6 INCH CHEESE PIZZA + FOUNTAIN DRINK
COMBO 2 - $10
6 INCH CHEESE PIZZA + SMALL SALAD + FOUNTAIN DRINK.
Cheezar or House Salad
COMBO 3 - $11
FULL SALAD + FOUNTAIN DRINK.
Cheezar or House Salad
ADD - ONS
MEATS
pepperoni 1
salami 1.5
chicken 1.5
chorizo 1.5
prosciutto 1
sausage 1.5
applewood bacon 2
VEGGIES .50 ea.
sweet basil
black olive
caramelized onion
crimini mushroom
pepperoncini
pineapple jalapeno
Drink Menu
Canned beers & Seltzers
BUD LIGHT 16oz - $3.5
COORS LIGHT 16oz - $3.5
PBR 24oz - $6
WHITE CLAW MANGO - $5
WHITE CLAW RASPBERRY - $5
NON-ALCOHOL-
LAGUNITAS HOPPY REFRESHER- $4.5
Canned COCKTAILS
CUTWATER
WHISKEY MULE - $10
CUTWATER
WHITE RUSSIAN- $10
CUTWATER
CUCUMBER VODKA SODA- $10
CUTWATER
ELDERFLOWER VOKDA SODA- $10
CUTWATER
BLOODY MARY - $10
REGULAR & SPICY
CUTWATER
MINT MOJITO - $10
CUTWATER
LONG ISLAND - $10
CUTWATER
RUM & COKE - $10
CUTWATER
TIKI MAI TAI - $10
CUTWATER
HORCHATA COLD BREW - $10
VODKA