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Pizza Pies

*all pizzas will be house blend of cheese: mozzarellas, provolone, parmesan and romano cheese. Fresh made dough daily with wheat from Smalls Farms.
Sorry NO Substitusions.

PIZZA OPTIONS

Gluten-Free Crust +4
Make Your Pizza Pan Style +3
Pizza Skillet [ditch the crust]

PIZZA MARGHERITA - $16

BelGioioso burrata cheese, San Marzano tomato sauce, roasted tomatoes, sweet basil

LA PIZZA BLANCA - $16.50

Garlic Cream, citrus chicken, garlic confit, caramelized onions, cotija cheese

ALOHA, AMIGOS - $15

Tamarind BBQ, chorizo, pineapple, scallions, black olive, jalapeño verde

OLD WORLD - $16.50

San Marzano tomato sauce, Italian sausage, pepperoni, crimini mushroom, roasted tomato

LOS VERDES - $15

Basil pesto, pepperoncini, artichoke, brussels, arugula, jalapeño verde. 

DEN OF THIEVES - $15

San Marzano tomato sauce, pepperoni, salami, pepperoncini

CRAZY GOAT - $16.50

Basil pesto, chorizo, goat cheese, pumpkin seeds, Mike’s Hot Honey drizzle

MOUNTAIN JAM BAND - $15

Smokey garlic sauce, bacon, bleu cheese, shaved brussels and onion jam

SALT OF THE EARTH - $17.50

Parmesan cream, prosciutto, caramelized onion, garlic confit, crimini mushrooms, scallions, truffle oil

PACIFIC RIM - $16

Tamarind BBQ, citrus chicken, shredded carrot,
pineapple, cilantro, cashew, Thai peanut sauce drizzle

TRUFFLE SHUFFLE - $15.50

San Marzano tomato sauce, crimini mushroom, caramelized onion, white truffle oil, arugula, sunny-side egg

MEAT & GREET - $17.50

Pepperoni, salami, prosciutto, Italian sausage, bacon, San Marzano tomato sauce

TACO TACO - $16

Re-fried beans, chorizo, black olive, iceburg lettuce, fresh salsa, creamy red chile sauce, cheddar cheese *Substitute Beyond Meat + 3

ADD-ONS MEATS: pepperoni 1.5, salami 2.5, chicken 2.5, chorizo 2.5, prosciutto 2, sausage 2.5, applewood bacon 2
VEGGIES: .75 ea., sweet basil, black olive, caramelized onion, crimini mushroom, pepperoncini, pineapple, jalapeno, roasted tomato
CHEESE: house blend 3, cotija 2, goat cheese 2. bleu cheese 2

Salads and Greens

THE HOUSE - $10

Mixed green lettuce, cucumber, carrot,
radish, marinated tomatoes, sweet basil
vinaigrette. Add chicken + 2.5, shrimp + 4

TUSCAN HOP CHOP - $12

Chopped butter lettuce, cucumber, heirloom cherry tomato, artichoke heart, black olive, pepperoncini, cheese blend, basil vinaigrette. Side of Parmesan Romano flatbread

WEST COAST BLT SALAD - $15

Butter lettuce, smoked pork belly, marinated tomato, toasted hazelnuts, creamy blue cheese dressing

WE GOT THE BEET! - $13

Pickled beets, arugula, goat cheese, sweet basil vinaigrette, pumpkin seeds, mandarin marmalade

CHEEZAR SALAD - $11

Parmesan romano vinaigrette, romaine, crushed garlic croutons, roasted marinated tomatoes. Add chicken + 2.5

STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI SALAD - $12

Spring greens, cucumbers, cashews, fresh strawberries, cotija cheese. Tossed with a vanilla lime vinaigrette and agave drizzle

ITALIAN SUNRISE SALAD - $12

Heirloom tomatoes, burrata mozzarella, sweet basil pesto, olive oil, dressed arugula and balsamic syrup

WALLA WALLA FRENCH ONION SOUP - $6

Brick oven caramelized onions, pretzel bread crouton, Walla Walla Cheese Co. caraway cheese

SHARING & GRAZING

FON DIP - $14

Creamy artichoke and Parmesan dip, Raclette cheese, with carrot, cucumber, pretzel twists, brick oven flatbread

TAJIN SPICED HOME FRIES - $9

Fried russet potato wedges, Thief spice, house-made chamoy, and cool red chile dip

CAULIFLOWER CRUNCH - $11

Buttermilk fried cauliflower, house-made chile crunch, black garlic emulsion, fresh cilantro

NACHOS BANDIDOS - $16

PNW potato chip nachos, IPA cheese sauce, yellow cheddar, black olives,jalapeños, fresh salsa, avocado
crema, choice of chamoy glazed beef chuck, chicken or chorizo

COWBOY CHEESY BREAD - $12

Soft baked bread with our house blend of cheeses, applewood bacon, scallions, San Marzano tomato sauce and our garlic dipping sauces

GLAZED SWEET HOT WINGS - $17

Crispy wings glazed with house-made chamoy, Tajin cucumber, carrot, creamy blue cheese dressing

OUTLAW HOME FRIES - $11

Fried russet potato wedges, Thief spice, Los Verde sauce,Thief beer cheese, scallions

BRUSSEL WILSONS - $11

Caramelized brussel sprouts, toasted hazelnut, cotija, smoked paprika garlic sauce

PIG POPS - $13

Bacon wrapped jalapeño popper with cream cheese and braised pork belly, mandarin marmalade

HAND-HELDS

Sides - home fries, soup, salad. Gluten-Free Bun +1.5 - Substitute Beyond Meat +3

WALLA WALLA BURGER - $15

WW Cheese Co. caraway Havarti, butter leaf lettuce,
IPA honey aioli, house dill pickle chips, brioche bun 15 Add - bacon + 2, pork belly + 2, egg + 1

CHUCK WAGON TACOS (2) - $15

Braised rib chuck, house-made chamoy, iceberg lettuce, avocado, jalapeño verde, cotija, fresh salsa, local corn tortillas

DOC HOLLIDAY DIP SANDWICH - $16.5

Shaved beef, pickled onion, creamy Chichuahua cheese, smokey garlic sauce, cilantro with a pork belly au jus. Served on a warm pretzel bun

KING OF CLUBS SANDO - $16.5

Toasted pullman triple decker sando, honey ham, seared pork belly, charred cream cheese pork belly spread, marinated tomatoes, butter lettuce, IPA honey aioli

OUTLAW BURGER- $16

Seasoned patty, outlaw cheese sauce, jalapeño verde, shredded lettuce, green onion mayo, potato bun

FRIZZLE CHICKEN SAMMY’ - $15

Fried chicken thigh, honey-cured bacon, Danish raclette cheese, scallion mayo, shredded lettuce, spiced tomato chutney, brioche bun

IVAN DRAGO SANDO - $16

Peppered pastrami, caramelized onions, melty Swiss,
Russian slaw, on a grilled potato bun

BELLY BUSTER BURGER - $17

Seasoned patty, applewood smoked bacon, charred cream cheese pork belly spread, Tillamook white cheddar, pickled jalapeno, butter lettuce, IPA honey aioli, brioche bun

THIEF PLATES

Choose a side for your Salmon and Ribeye Thief Plates. Home fries, cauliflower crunch, brussel wilsons, soup or salad

MARMALADE SALMON - $24

Brick oven-roasted, house-made chamoy glaze, Mandarin marmalade

WRANGLER RIBEYE - $34

Seared choice ribeye, salted butter, sweet onion jam, flake sea salt

RANCHER’S MAC & CHEESE- $18

Macaroni, creamy cheese sauce, house-made chamoy, braised rib chuck, raclette cheese topping, scallions

COASTAL MAC & CHEESE - $21

Macaroni, Pacific red crab, creamy cheese sauce,
Tillamook white cheddar, Ritz cracker topping

Kiddos Menu

Under 12 years, served with a slice of watermelon

FOR THE KIDS, MAC! - $8

Macaroni, yellow cheddar, cheese sauce, Ritz cracker topping

KID CLASSIC - $7

Cheese pizza, tomato sauce. Add pepperoni + 1.5

BIG KID BURGER - $9

America cheese, buttered bun, Heinz ketchup

NOT THE MOMMA TOSTADA - $7

Local corn tostada shell, re-fried
beans, iceberg lettuce, diced chicken, cheddar and cotija cheese

KIDDO SALAD - $8

Cucumber, carrot, croutons, mixed greens and pizza cheese tossed with ranch dressing

GRILLED CHEESE SAMMICH - $8

American and Tillamook white cheddar cheese, sliced brioche

Sweet Stuff

STAYING A FLOAT - $6

Three scoops of Tillamook vanilla bean ice
cream, then you become the artist. Use our
fountain machine to make it over the top.
100’s of combinations availabe

MAMA GANACHE BROWNIE - $8

Deep dish triple chocolate brownie, semi-sweet chocolate ganache filling, salted caramel ice cream, flake sea salt

SCOOP, THERE IT IS! - $6

Two big ol’ scoops of ice cream, ask about our selection, with Diner Whip and vanilla wafers of course

COOKIE MONSTER SKILLET - $8

Chocolate candy cookie, Tillamook vanilla
bean ice cream, brown sugar simple syrup,
mini M&M’s

BANANAS FOR MA PUDDIN’ CAKES - $7

Banana yellow cake, vanilla custard, burnt sugar top, diner whip, PNW strawberry, classic vanilla wafers

LET’S GET READY TO CRUMBLE!

Ask your server about our monthly crumble feature. Seasonal flavors

LUNCH DEALS

MONDAY - FRIDAY

11 - 3

COMBO 1 - $8

6 INCH CHEESE PIZZA + FOUNTAIN DRINK

COMBO 2 - $10

6 INCH CHEESE PIZZA + SMALL SALAD + FOUNTAIN DRINK. 
Cheezar or House Salad

COMBO 3 - $11

FULL SALAD + FOUNTAIN DRINK. 
Cheezar or House Salad

ADD - ONS

MEATS
pepperoni 1
salami 1.5
chicken 1.5
chorizo 1.5
prosciutto 1
sausage 1.5
applewood bacon 2

VEGGIES .50 ea.
sweet basil
black olive
caramelized onion
crimini mushroom
pepperoncini
pineapple jalapeno

Drink Menu

Canned beers & Seltzers

BUD LIGHT 16oz - $3.5

COORS LIGHT 16oz - $3.5

PBR 24oz - $6

WHITE CLAW MANGO - $5

WHITE CLAW RASPBERRY - $5

NON-ALCOHOL-

LAGUNITAS HOPPY REFRESHER- $4.5

Canned COCKTAILS

CUTWATER

WHISKEY MULE - $10

CUTWATER

WHITE RUSSIAN- $10

CUTWATER

CUCUMBER VODKA SODA- $10

CUTWATER

ELDERFLOWER VOKDA SODA- $10

CUTWATER

BLOODY MARY - $10

REGULAR & SPICY

CUTWATER

MINT MOJITO - $10

CUTWATER

LONG ISLAND - $10

CUTWATER

RUM & COKE - $10

CUTWATER

TIKI MAI TAI - $10

CUTWATER

HORCHATA COLD BREW - $10

VODKA

CUTWATER

GIN & TONIC - $10

CUTWATER

STRAWBERRY MARGARITA - $10

10 BARREL

BLOOD ORANGE VODKA SODA - $10

10 BARREL

LEMON GRASS VODKA SODA - $10

10 BARREL

MANGO MARGARITA - $10

10 BARREL

GREY HOUND - $10

DRY FLY DISTILLERY

HUCKLEBERRY LEMONADE - $10

DRY FLY DISTILLERY

MOSCOW MULE - $10

KAHLUA ESPRESSO MARTINI - $10

MONACO TEQUILA LIME CRUSH - $10

CROWN & COKE - $10

HORNITOS LIME & SELTZER - $13

HORNITOS MANGO SELTZER - $13

JIM BEAM & GINGER ALE - $10

JIM BEAM & SELTZER W/CITRUS - $10

WINES & BUBBLY

12oz CAN

UNDERWOOD ROSE BUBBLES - $10

BOTTLE

SEGURA VIDAS - $24

BOTTLE

OPERA PRIMA BRUT - $19

BOTTLE

DUSTED VALLEY CAB SAV - $28

BOTTLE

DUSTED VALLEY SYRAH - $28

BOTTLE

CORKING FEE - $15