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All pizzas have a house blend of cheese: mozzarella, provolone, parmesan and romano cheese, except Margherita* Fresh made dough daily with flour from Smalls Farms.
Sorry NO Substitutions.

Gluten Free 14” Crust +5
Sizes: 10” Small | 14” Large | 12” Pan
Substitute Pan Pizza for price of
a Large pizza OR Skip the crust and go skillet style.

PIZZA OPTIONS

Gluten-Free Crust 14" +5
Size 10" Small | 14" Large | 12" Pan
Substitute Pan Pizza for price of Large pizza

PIZZA MARGHERITA* - $14 | $20

Fresh mozzarella, San Marzano tomato sauce, roasted tomatoes, sweet basil

LA PIZZA BLANCA - $14.5 | $22.5

White sauce, diced chicken, garlic confit, caramelized onions, cotija cheese

ALOHA, AMIGOS - $13 | $19

Chipotle BBQ, chorizo, pineapple, scallions, black olive, jalapeño verde

OLD WORLD - $14.50 | $21.00

San Marzano tomato sauce, Italian sausage, pepperoni, crimini mushroom, roasted tomato

SIMPLICITY - $13.00 | 19.50

San Marzano tomato sauce, loaded up cupping pepperoni, heirloom cherry tomato

HAWAII TIME - $13.50 | $17.50

San Marzano tomato sauce, smoked honey ham, pineapple

HULK SMASH - $15.50 | $22.50

Basil pesto, dry salami, diced chicken, pepperoncini, artichoke, sweet basil

CRAZY GOAT - $15 | $23

Basil pesto, chorizo, goat cheese, pumpkin seeds, Mike’s Hot Honey drizzle

SALT OF THE EARTH - $16.50 | $23.50

Parmesan cream, smoked honey ham, caramelized onion, garlic confit, crimini mushrooms, scallions, truffle oil

DOUBLE BARREL BBQ - $14.50 | $21.50

Chipotle BBQ, diced chicken, applewood smoked bacon,
sliced roma tomato, yellow cheddar

CLASSIC CHEESE - $9 | $13

San Marzano tomato sauce or Sub: Basil pesto, parmesan cream, chipotle BBQ (no half & half sauce option)

MEAT & GREET - $16 | $23.50

San Marzano tomato sauce, pepperoni, salami, smoked
honey ham, Italian sausage, bacon

TACO TACO - $14 | $20

Re-fried beans, chorizo, black olive, iceberg lettuce, fresh
salsa, creamy red chile sauce, cheddar cheese, Substitute Beyond Meat +5

Add-Ons

MEATS - pepperoni 3, salami 3, chicken 4.50, chorizo 3.50, smoked honey ham 3.5, sausage 3, applewood bacon 3, shrimp 6, pork belly 5
VEGGIES -  artichoke 2, sweet basil 2, black olive 1, caramelized onion 2.5, mushroom 2.5, garlic confit 2.25, pepperoncini 1, pineapple 1, pickled jalapeño 1.25, roasted tomato 1.75
CHEESE - house blend 3, cotija 2, goat cheese 3, bleu cheese 3

SHARING & GRAZING

FON DIP - $14

Creamy artichoke and Parmesan dip, Raclette cheese, with carrot, cucumber, pretzel twists, brick oven flatbread

TAJIN SPICED HOME FRIES - $9

Fried russet potato wedges, Thief spice, cilantro, house made chamoy and cool red chile dip

OUTLAW FRIES - $12

Fried russet potato wedges, Thief spice, los verde sauce,Thief beer cheese, scallions

CAULIFLOWER CRUNCH - $13

Buttermilk fried cauliflower, house made chile crunch, black garlic emulsion, fresh cilantro

BRUSSEL HUSTLE - $12

Charred brussel sprouts, toasted hazelnut, cotija, smoked paprika garlic sauce

NACHOS BANDIDOS - $19

PNW potato chip nachos, IPA cheese sauce, yellow cheddar, black olives, jalapeños, fresh salsa, crema roja,
choice of chamoy glazed beef chuck, chicken or chorizo Add avocado +3

PIG PEN DIP - $15

Charred cream cheese pork belly dip, applewood bacon, Mandarin marmalade, green onion, Thief spiced potato chips, flash-fried jalapenos

COWBOY CHEESY BREAD - sm $11 | lg $14

Soft baked bread with our house blend of cheeses, applewood bacon, scallions, San Marzano tomato sauce and our garlic dipping sauces

HAWAII 5-0 POKE BOWL - 4oz $19 | 8oz $35

Marinated yellow fin ahi tuna with lime juice, jalapeño, onion, chilies, cilantro and peaches. Drizzles of lime mayo and habanero mango picante, served with cucumber and tortilla chips

Thief Plates

Choose a side for your fish or steak Thief Plates.
[Not included with Mac & Cheese Plates] Home fries, cauliflower crunch, brussel wilsons, soup or salad

[8oz]

MARMALADE SALMON - $29

Brick oven roasted salmon, house made chamoy glaze, Mandarin marmalade

THE BIG TUNA - [4oz] $22, [8oz] $35

Seared wild yellow fin ahi tuna, stone fruit ceviche, citrus aioli

[14oz]

WRANGLER RIBEYE - $41

Seared choice ribeye, salted butter, sweet onion
jam, flake sea salt

RANCHER’S MAC & CHEESE - $19

Macaroni, creamy cheese sauce, house made chamoy, braised rib chuck, raclette cheese topping, scallions

COASTAL MAC & CHEESE - $22

Macaroni, Pacific red crab, creamy cheese sauce,
Tillamook white cheddar, Ritz cracker topping

BURGERS

SIDES - choice of salad or home fries. Substitute for a cup of soup +2.5

MAGIC BURGER- $18.50

Seasoned all beef patty, sautéed garlic mushrooms, Swiss cheese, applewood smoked bacon, green onion mayo, and onion jam on brioche bun

WALLA WALLA BURGER - $16.50

Seasoned all beef patty, WW Cheese Co. caraway Havarti, butter leaf lettuce, IPA honey aioli, house dill pickle chips, brioche bun  Add - bacon + 3, pork belly + 4, egg + 1

BELLY BUSTER BURGER - $18.50

Seasoned all beef patty, applewood smoked bacon, charred cream cheese pork belly spread, Tillamook white cheddar, pickled jalapeno, butter leaf lettuce, IPA honey aioli, brioche bun

OUTLAW BURGER - $16.50

Seasoned all beef patty, outlaw cheese sauce, jalapeño verde, shredded lettuce, green onion mayo, potato bun

SUBSTITUTES

Beyond Meat + 5, Fried Chicken Breast +3, Gluten Free Bun + 1.5

*Consuming raw, uncooked, cured or undercooked meats increase your risk of food borne illness.

HANDHELDS

SIDES - choice of salad or home fries. Substitute for a cup of soup +2.5

CHICKEN THIEF SAMMY - $18.50

Crispy fried chicken breast, honey cured bacon, Danish raclette cheese, scallion mayo, shredded lettuce, spiced tomato chutney, brioche bun

DOC HOLLIDAY DIP SANDWICH - $19

Shaved beef, pickled onion, creamy Chichuahua cheese, smokey garlic sauce, cilantro with a pork belly au jus. Served on a baked hoagie

UPTOWN FUNK GRILLER - $15

Smoked honey ham, Tillamook white cheddar, Swiss, classic mayo, mandarin marmalade on butter toasted pullman bread

BOSS HAWG BLT - $18

Seared house braised pork belly, applewood smoked bacon, butter leaf lettuce, scallion mayonnaise, tomato chutney, butter toasted Pullman bread

MEATHEAD SANDO - $16.50

Salami, pepperoni, smoked honey ham, mozzarella, provolone, tomato sauce, arugula with basil dressing. Served on a baked hoagie

THE BOAR & THE BULL SANDO - $18.50

House braised rib chuck and pork belly, grilled onion and jalapeño, Tillamook white cheddar, spiced tomato chutney, classic mayo on a baked hoagie

HEAT WAVE CHICKEN SAMMICH - $16.50

Chamoy glazed fried chicken breast, classic mayo, house dill pickle chips, habanero mango picante, butterleaf lettuce, toasted potato bun

Tossed

Salads and Greens

Add chicken + 6, shrimp + 6 to any salad

THE HOUSE - $11

Mixed green lettuce, cucumber, carrot, radish, marinated tomatoes, sweet basil vinaigrette

TUSCAN HOP CHOP - $14

Chopped butter leaf lettuce, cucumber, heirloom cherry tomato, artichoke heart, black olive, pepperoncini, cheese blend, sweet basil vinaigrette. Side of Parmesan Romano flatbread

WEST COAST BLT SALAD - $18

Butter leaf lettuce, smoked pork belly, marinated tomato, toasted hazelnuts, blue cheese crumbles, creamy blue cheese dressing

WE GOT THE BEET! - $14

Pickled beets, arugula, goat cheese, sweet basil vinaigrette, pumpkin seeds, Mandarin marmalade

CHEEZAR SALAD - $11

Parmesan Romano vinaigrette, romaine, crushed garlic croutons, roasted marinated tomatoes Add chicken + 5

STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI SALAD - $13.50

Spring greens, cucumbers, cashews, fresh strawberries, cotija cheese. Tossed with a vanilla lime vinaigrette and agave drizzle

ITALIAN SUNRISE SALAD - $13.50

Heirloom tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, sweet basil pesto, olive oil dressed arugula and balsamic syrup

WALLA WALLA FRENCH ONION SOUP - $7

Brick oven caramelized onions, crouton, Walla Walla Cheese Co. caraway cheese

Tacos

Ditch the shells, get your tacos as a skillet!

3 tacos per order

CHUCK WAGON TACOS! - $17

Braised rib chuck, house-made chamoy, iceburg lettuce, avocado, jalapeño verde, cotija, fresh salsa, local corn tortillas

DIABLO SHRIMP TACOS - $18.5

Chamoy glazed shrimp, shredded lettuce, habanero mango picante, crema roja, pickled onion, cilantro, fresh salsa, local corn tortillas

PRINCESS PEACH TACOS - $18

Glazed chamoy chicken, seared jalapeño and onion, shredded lettuce, peach ceviche, lime mayo, cilantro, local corn tortillas 

Kiddos Menu

Under 12 years. Served with slice of
watermelon, chips, or fries.
Add a side salad +1.5

FOR THE KIDS, MAC! - $9

Macaroni, yellow cheddar, cheese sauce, Ritz cracker
topping

KID CLASSIC - $8

Cheese pizza, tomato sauce. Add pepperoni + 2.5

BIG KID BURGER - $9

America cheese, buttered bun, Heinz ketchup

KIDDO SALAD - $9

Cucumber, carrot, croutons, mixed greens and pizza cheese tossed with ranch dressing

GRILLED CHEESE SAMMICH - $8

American and Tillamook white cheddar cheese, sliced brioche

Sweet Stuff

STAYING A FLOAT - $6

Three scoops of Tillamook vanilla bean ice cream and your favorite
Coca Cola soda

SCOOP, THERE IT IS! - $6

Two big ol’ scoops of ice cream, waffle cone, vanilla whip cream and sprinkles

MAMA GANACHE BROWNIE - $8

Deep dish triple chocolate brownie, semisweet chocolate ganache filling, Tillamook vanilla bean ice cream, rich caramel sauce, flake sea salt

LET’S GET READY TO CRUMBLE! - $8

Ask your server about our monthly crumble feature. Seasonal flavors

Drink Menu

Canned beers & Seltzers

BUD LIGHT 16oz - $4.5

COORS LIGHT 16oz - $4.5

PBR 24oz - $6

Omission IPA or Pale Ale - $5.5

WHITE CLAW MANGO - $5

WHITE CLAW RASPBERRY - $5

CORONA - $5

MIMOSA -

Classic Orange or Pink Grapefruit

NON-ALCOHOL-

LAGUNITAS HOPPY REFRESHER- $4.5

NON-ALCOHOL-

Red Bull 12 oz can- $4.5

Regular, Sugar-Free. 
Watermelon, Peach

COCKTAILS

Huckleberry Mule - $8.50

44 North huckleberry, lime juice, Reed’s ginger beer

Hibiscus Mule- $8.50

Tito’s vodka, hibiscus simple syrup, Reed’s ginger beer.

CUTWATER

House Bloody Mary- $9

Tito’s vodka, bloody Mary mix, garnished with pickled asparagus, olives, and salami.

Gold Rush - $9

Jim Beam, lemon juice, honey bitters, honey simple syrup

Whiskey Smash - $9

Seagram 7, muddled mint and lemon, simple syrup, soda water.

Bee Old Fashioned - $9

Seagram 7, rhubarb bitters, honey simple syrup, smoked with cherry wood

Fizzy Lifting - $11

Empress gin, hibiscus syrup, lemon, honey syrup, topped with Enza prosecco.

Crispy Coke - $7.5

Captain Morgan rum, Malibu, cola

Mai Tai - $6

Cruzan rum, orange juice, pineapple juice, grenadine, Kula dark rum float

Slim Betty - $6

Tito’s vodka, muddled blackberries, simple syrup, Soda and lemon

Pink Drink - $9.5

Tito’s vodka, Red Bull, kitchen strawberries.

NEGRONI BOYZ - $13

Botanist Gin, Bonanto Apertiv. Boissiere Vermouth

MARGARITA'S

MAMA MARG - $8

Salt rim, El Jimador, triple sec, kitchen marmalade, house sweet ‘n sour.

SPICY - $8

Thief spice rim, El Jimador, triple sec, muddle jalapeno, lime & pineapple juice.

STRAWBERRY - $8

 Sugar rim, El Jimador, triple sec, kitchen strawberries, house sweet ‘n sour

WINES & BUBBLY

Bottle

DUSTED VALLEY CAB SAUV - $33

Bottle

DUSTED VALLEY SYRAH - $40

Glass/Bottle

VELVET DEVIL MERLOT - $7.5/$26

Glass/Bottle

CHARLES SMITH CAB SAUV - $15/$38

Bottle/Glass

CHAMPAGNE - $15 CORKING FEE

ASK WHAT'S AVAILABLE 

Glass/Bottle

KUNG FU GIRL RIESLING - $7.5/$26

Bottle

WATERBROOK CHARDONNAY - $24

Bottle/Glass

BAND OF ROSES - $8/$28

Glass/Bottle

FOLONARI PROSECCO - $6/$21

Bottle

LA MARCA PROSECCO - $28

REDBULL N/A COCKTAILS

KICK FLIP - $6.5

Peach Red Bull, cranberry, splash sour, dessert strawberries

OLLIE - $6.5

Blueberry Red Bull, lemonade, blueberries

HALF PIPE - $6.5

Coconut Red Bull, pineapple juice, banana syrup

GRIND - $6.5

Watermelon Red Bull, grapefruit juice, lime